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Conservation Officers hopeful strategically placed notes deter local bears

Amidst historical outcry over the destruction of local bears, the Conservation Officer Service is adopting a gentler approach, drafting firm but kind messaging they hope will reach the local wildlife in Kitimat. “Shoo, bear!” reads the note, kindly signed by the Conservation Officer Service. The

Oct 18, 2018 by Snow Valley Reporter in News

So sad! LNG Canada decision completely overshadowed this guy finding a quarter

Local man Fred Hanz hurried back to his home very excitedly late Monday, bringing with him a quarter he had found on his evening walk. When he got home, he was shocked to find LNG Canada has announced a positive decision on their project. “Here

Oct 08, 2018 by Snow Valley Reporter in News

With construction boom on horizon, affordable housing concerns hits residents of Squirrel Park

Residents of Squirrel Park are concerned over issues of affordable housing and high density housing, as a potential LNG Canada decision nears. The squirrels convened a special housing meeting last week, as news reports tease the prospect of an LNG Canada Final Investment Decision. “Our

Sep 27, 2018 by Snow Valley Reporter in News

Slate of municipal candidates excited to hopefully be source of all residents’ problems

With the October 20 election date coming closer, the slate of candidates for the District of Kitimat mayor and council are excited to earn residents’ support to be the complete source of all their problems for the next four years. No matter what their individual

Sep 19, 2018 by Snow Valley Reporter in News

So sentimental! Community can hardly remember a time before large, gaping hole in Kitimat downtown

Residents in Kitimat are proving to be a sentimental bunch, as many have tearfully expressed how they can hardly remember a time before a large gaping hole appeared on one of the town’s sidewalks.  “You know, you never know how a new addition to the

Sep 10, 2018 by Snow Valley Reporter in News

Kitimatians desperately calculating hours of sun remaining in forecast like some crazed weather accountants

The residents of Kitimat are in a desperate bid to calculate how much sunlight remains in the forecast to adequately budget their summer activities. As it stands, the forecast is showing mostly sunny weather leading all the way to next Wednesday, with temperatures reaching 35

Jul 25, 2018 by Snow Valley Reporter in News

Local firm makes Final Investment Decision on new office copier

After months of research, review and speculation among analysts, a local firm has made a Final Investment Decision on a new office copier. “We’re excited that we can now stand before the community and announce our intention to fully commit to a new $500 office

Jul 20, 2018 by Snow Valley Reporter in News

Realtors clearing inventory ahead of expected boom, all homes now marked Buy One Get One free

It’s certainly a buyer’s market! Realtors in Kitimat are preparing themselves for the expected industrial boom which will certainly affect the housing market in town. To clear out old inventory, all houses in Kitimat are now on a Buy One Get One clearance. Of course there’s

Apr 11, 2018 by Snow Valley Reporter in News

Survey: Friends complaining about snow edges out actual snow for Kitimat’s biggest pet peeve this week

A surprise result from a recent community survey puts your friends complaining about the snow as the community’s biggest pet peeve, beating out the actual snow. The survey asked what’s bugging residents the most, from the surprising spring snowfalls, to the “will-they-won’t they” drama of

Apr 06, 2018 by Snow Valley Reporter in News

In spirit of April Fool’s Day, Catholic mass features reading from book of ‘What Happened” by Hillary Clinton

Taking advantage of the fact April Fool’s Day shares the day with the Sunday in Easter, the Christ the King Catholic church in Kitimat has opted to offer readings from the book of “What Happened”, detailing Hillary Clinton’s loss in the 2016 U.S. presidential election,

Apr 01, 2018 by Snow Valley Reporter in News
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