A guide to the world for Kitimat’s graduates
The world can be a harsh place for anyone, especially young minds fresh into the world from Kitimat. See below a handy guide for our young graduates to help them integrate into the world beyond ours.
Man with just 3 minutes to get to appointment increasingly unsure he’s going to make it
A Kitimat man living on Finch Street who has to be at City Centre Medical in about three minutes is increasingly unsure he’ll get to his appointment on time. Philip Thomas, who’s in the process of getting his shoes on, has his fingers crossed that
Child not being fed enough, says your vovo
Your poor child is looking so hungry and under fed, says your vovo. At your child’s last visit to grandmother’s, she was quick to report the child clearly seemed malnourished. “Pobre coisa,” said vovo. “That child is all skin and bone. I better get him some soup.”
This speed sign just so dang sure it’s better than everyone
An electronic speed sign at the peak of the cemetery hill on Highway 37S in Kitimat is just so sure it’s better than everyone. The sign will display your travelling speed and will rapidly blink a bright light if you are exceeding the speed limit,
Absolutely incredible! This man knows all of Kitimat’s streets by name
In an amazing display of higher intellectual power, an area man knows all of Kitimat’s streets by name. Lucas Kendle dazzled his friends when he was able to accurately give directions in town by using the streets’ legal names. “Yeah, the post office is just off
Hundreds unemployed after closure of rumour mill
A major Kitimat industry experienced a shock as the local rumour mill has closed, said a guy I know. If true – which it totally has to be – it means that hundreds in town could be out of work. “I’m not saying where I heard it,”
Douglas Channel insists you just call it ‘Doug’
The Douglas Channel has come out insisting that everyone just start calling it Doug. “Oh please, Douglas Channel was my father’s name,” said the iconic fjord. “Just call me Doug.” The Channel said that its relationship with everyone in the region has long passed the
“I guess it’s funny,” says people referred here from CBC
Following a hard hitting morning news interview on the Snow Valley Guardian by CBC Daybreak North, new visitors to this site have reportedly been “OK” with the content. “I guess it’s funny,” says many seeing the site for the first time. Eighty per cent of those
Kitimat River seal breaking at least six fishing regulations
A seal whose permanent residency is well beyond the municipal boundary, is believed to be breaking at least six fishing violations. “Just swimming in the river and grabbing them in his mouth seems entirely unfair and very unsportsmanlike,” says Robert Diggs, who’s been having a
Internet outage cost more than $300,000 of lost commerce on Kitimat Buy & Sell: Economists
A short-term outage which affected people’s Internet at home is estimated to have affected over $300,000 worth of online commerce on the Kitimat Buy & Sell for Everyone Facebook page. The outage lasted approximately two hours which temporarily crippled Kitimat’s largest retailing outlet. Leading economists