Graffiti may be only thing keeping Nechako Centre building up: structural engineers
A report from a cohort of structural engineers have concluded that the copious amounts of graffiti on the dilapidated Nechako Centre structure may be the only thing actually keeping the building standing.
“We’ve looked at the state of the building, its age and level of maintenance,” states the structural report. “We’re just really, really sure that at this point it’s all the spray paint that’s even keeping this thing up.”
Even so, the relationship of the paint and the building is tenuous. In fact, the engineers warn that even just one more cloud painted on the side could ruin the entire thing.
“God help us if anyone tries to add just one more bird.”