Internal documents show town planners are only, like, 78% sure where Ochwe Street is
Internal documents obtained by the Snow Valley Guardian reveal that the town’s planning department is only, like, 78% sure where Ochwe Street is.
While close to no one actually knows where Ochwe is, certainly the planners would know, right?
“After holding inter-departmental meetings, and asking our neighbours, the planning department can only say with 78% certainty where Ochwe Street is,” read the recently discovered memo. “We know it’s not in Cablecar though. We are absolutely, 80% certain it’s not in Cablecar.”
A survey conducted by the Snow Valley Guardian confirms our suspicions that only 1 out of 20 Kitimat residents actually knows where Ochwe is.
The same internal memo also notes that the town has given up ever finding Dadook Avenue again and has labelled such street “mythical.”