Kitimat traffic helicopter struggles for relevance

A local news traffic helicopter hovering over Kitimat is really struggling maintain relevancy.

The aircraft watching over local streets has yet to find any real substantial information to relay to listeners.helicopter-186718_640

“There are two cars waiting at the Stickney Street stop sign,” the pilot broadcasted. “Okay, it looks like both have since cleared the stop sign.”

The helicopter has also tried focusing on sidewalk construction on Kingfisher Avenue but has yet to find any substantial drama.

“Looks like a slow moving motorhome on Highway 37S,” the pilot later added. “Hold on, it has pulled over allowing people to pass. Situation clear.”

The pilot later began reporting on available parking spaces in the Save-On-Foods parking lot.