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Vovo thinks you need to feed that child more

Child not being fed enough, says your vovo

Your poor child is looking so hungry and under fed, says your vovo. At your child’s last visit to grandmother’s, she was quick to report the child clearly seemed malnourished. “Pobre coisa,” said vovo. “That child is all skin and bone. I better get him some soup.”

Douglas Channel insists you just call it ‘Doug’

The Douglas Channel has come out insisting that everyone just start calling it Doug. “Oh please, Douglas Channel was my father’s name,” said the iconic fjord. “Just call me Doug.” The Channel said that its relationship with everyone in the region has long passed the