Slate of municipal candidates excited to hopefully be source of all residents’ problems

With the October 20 election date coming closer, the slate of candidates for the District of Kitimat mayor and council are excited to earn residents’ support to be the complete source of all their problems for the next four years.

No matter what their individual platforms are, each candidate has shared equally in their desire to be among Kitimat’s scapegoats in to the year 2022.

“Being the problem of the community takes real bravery,” says elections expert Brandon Tibbett. “It takes real dedication to stand before your neighbours and friends and declare that, ‘yes, I want to be a part of the system that will likely never do anything right in the public eye.'”

Candidates have just four weeks to go to plead their case to the community that they will be the best representative of their problems in Kitimat, and even provincially, somehow.